ROMNEY TO TEAR DOWN $12,000,000 MANSION TO BUILD $55,000,000 PALACE April 30, 2012 Mitt Romney is no fool when it comes to sucking every dollar out of every taxpayer funded opportunity so his third taxpayer subsidized vacation home will a very goddam big house overlooking the Pacific Ocean in La Jolla, California. The mega mansion has a car elevator to the basement to keep the fleet of taxpayer subsidized bulletproof luxury cars. Architectural elements will reflect both the White House and the Mormon Tabernacle under a lofty ceiling designed especially so the massive egos of the filthy rich elite can feel appreciated and godlike at all times. The foyer ceiling is so high Lord Mitt Romney's soul could hover 12 feet above his head with a video camera to document the omnipotence of a man with so goddam much money.

OUT OF CONTROL TEA PARTY CONGRESS HAS DAMAGED AMERICA September 18, 2011 The Tea Party GOP freshman class in the House of Representatives is out of control. They act like spoiled rotten incorrigible little stubborn bastards probably just like their mule-headed parents. America has jumped the shark with this GOP Tea Party belligerent temper tantrum nonsense. Most children behave far better than most of the bratty new Republican Tea Party rookies in Congress. In prior years, misbehaving little piglets were kept in line with promises of pork barrel handouts and goodies.

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Moderate Elephant Species Near Extinction As Conservative Species Dominate Breeding Ground March 26, 2012 In a rapidly escalating humanitarian and animal kingdom political crisis, the once populous species of moderate Republicans are now an endangered species and near extinction. Conservative GOP elephant species have propagated prolifically in the past four years and most GOP candidates today are much more likely to bare tusks and be angry and aggressive and openly bully and berate weaker bulls as rhinos or Republicans in name only. Ongoing right wing talk radio breeding programs suggests the trend could continue.   Iran Nuke Talks - A United Nations Slow Motion Claymation Presentation February 23, 2012 Progress with Iranians has three different speeds... slow, slower and slowest, and yet it is still impossible to see motion at any speed. Last week the Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, gloated menacingly over a nuclear "breakthrough". Then the Iranian bureaucracy blocked IAEA inspectors from inspecting a particular nuclear site. And finally, the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, declared that it's a sin for any nation to possess a nuclear weapon and Iran only wants nuclear progress for peaceful purposes. The shell game has provoked crippling economic sanctions from the rest of the world and is costing Iran hundreds of billions of dollars and ruining their economy. NOTICE TO U.S. SECRET SERVICE Motherfreaking Racist Russian Owner of FREAKINGNEWS.COM Encouraging Assassination Of U.S. President... AGAIN! February 10, 2012 Online from Biysk, Russia, FREAKINGNEWS.COM is an anti-American propaganda operation of Vladislav Golunov protected by the Russian government and Communist Party. Golunov pays cash rewards for assassination-themed anti-American images and offensive racist crap. Anti-American propaganda can be effective around the globe in the battle for political and economic spheres of influence. Americans ignorant of ongoing Russian-sponsored evil need only look to Syria where today's modern Russia is the only country on earth defending the murderous tyrant dictator Bashar Assad. Almost 50 years ago a Soviet defector, Lee Harvey Oswald, assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy. To this day, assassination images of any President of the United States are NOT Photoshop fun and definitely NOT funny. BENZIBOX is a despicable anti-American propagandist who sells out all Americans with his sordid assassination-themed anti-American worse-than-pornographic filth. His and other assassination images are rewarded by Russian operative Vladislav Golunov because FREAKINGNEWS.COM EXISTS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF GENERATING ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA. Any American accepting a cash prize for the "best" depiction of an assassination of any U.S. President is a despicable human being and either a traitor or terrorist. The United States Secret Service is aware of Vladislav Golunov aka NewsMaster and his mission to disseminate assassination-themed anti-American images but has not intervened so far. A backlash by the American internet public would probably be the most effective weapon to discourage this anti-American Russian bastard. American patriots might want to contact this Russian son of a bitch at Facebook and request he remove all assassination images from his web site and then drop dead himself. Ape House Rebellion December 15, 2011 Speaker John "Caesar" Boehner has lost all control of anti-social and bad behaving Republican Tea Party monkeys in the Republican ruled House of Representatives exhibit inside the Washington National Zoo. In open defiance of his leadership, Republican Tea Party monkeys threw feces at the Speaker until he reversed his commitment to extend the payroll tax cut. His new impotent monkey position is "I was for a middle class tax cut before I was against it". Older apes say Boehner is the most incompetent Speaker monkey in the last 100 years. Perry Open To Military Invasion Of Mexico October 21, 2011 Apparently just like George W. Bush, a cocksure Rick Perry will need a new war to fight to assert his Presidential manhood. And not to be outdone in raw stupidity, Rick Perry is open to the idea and can envision American troops invading Mexico to kill Mexican citizens and destroy paramilitary criminal drug enterprises. If the U.S. government starts slaughtering Mexicans in Mexico how long would it take for their millions of relatives living in the United States to begin retaliation with a vengance. A more ignorant idea may have never been proposed by a modern Presidential candidate. Almost daily Rick Perry seems to suggest he is not smart enough to be considered a serious candidate for President. Gingrich Gravy Train On Circular Track December 15, 2011 Talk about a revolving door between Congress and lobbyists on K street is small talk unless you include the biggest hypocrite in American politics, Newt Gingrich. The Republican Presidential nomination may actually go to Gingrich despite his having been able to exploit the political system for at least $100 million of personal cash in a historical career of playing both sides of the political money game. GOP Tea Party Freshmen Stick To Their Guns August 23, 2011 The Tea Party GOP freshman class in the House of Representatives came to Washington D.C. and delivered on their bold promise to stand united and make a big stink until they got their way. Their loud and foul messages of "kiss our asses!" and "give us what we want NOW or else!" was so toxic that the Democrats and President Obama folded in the face of a fetid future for the financial prospects of ordinary Americans. America's best hope is that these in-your-face GOP Tea Party flatulent assholes are not re-elected, therby limiting their chances to further pollute the atmosphere with their shit-for-brains plan to march America into the 1800's. Christie Grounds Helicopter June 2, 2011 New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie has promised to reimburse the state of New Jersey for Christie's personal use of state helicopters. The budget-slashing darling of right wing Tea Party Conservatives was under fire for free spending and audacious hypocrisy. NASA Scientist Discovers Alien Life Fossil March 1, 2011 NASA astro-biologist Dr. Richard Hoover found fossils on a rare meteorite that he claims were formed by alien life forms. Hoover's findings were published in the Journal of Cosmology and Claymatography. Bachmann Turns On Overdrive January 25, 2011 Bachmann declares "You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet!" While Sarah Palin was chillin' in Alaska with a frozen Twitter feed, Michelle Bachmann was "Taking Care Of Business" by providing her own Tea Party flavored response immediately following the official GOP response to President Obama's State Of The Union Address. Octomom Pregnant Again After TSA Pat Down November 24, 2010 Intrusive doesn't begin to cover it. After an hour-long pat down with mood lighting and new age music, Octomom may be pregnant again with number 15 or 16. Octomom was gracious and signed autographs and sold a maternity bra to a collector. GOP Candidates And Nazi Reenactor Hobby October 12, 2010 A Ohio Republican candidate who had his picture taken in Nazi uniforms many times says it's just a fun hobby. In the eastern United States, Civil War re-enactments are a tradition and thousands of enthusiasts participate every year. Lesser known are Nazi war re-enactments. However, that is exactly how the candidate explains the pictures of him wearing Nazi military uniforms. There are more enthusiasts in this peculiar hobby including women and more GOP politicians. Oklahoma Woman Killed By Lawnmower September 12, 2010 The still unidentifiable woman was riding her lawnmower at a high rate of speed on a public road in Tulsa when she swerved to avoid a large pot hole and was thrown in front of the razor sharp mower blades. Officials are attempting to identify her from video captured on a feed store surveilance camera. New Snuggy Top Hat Ready For Cut, Cap & Suck June 2, 2010 A hard working robot submarine using a diamond tipped saw sheared of the crumpled riser in preparation to lower a new and improved snugly fitting modified top hat dome. If all goes as planned most of the gushing oil will be sucked up into tanker ships on the surface. Unfortunately, even if successful, cut and cap will become cut and run if a hurricane approaches the ships. They'll have to abandon gusher and flee from any major storm. 100 Ton Fiasco: Container Fails To Foil Oil Leak May 9, 2010 The 100 ton steel and concrete containment dome plans ran afoul and immediately turned into a 100 ton fiasco. The dome was discarded on the ocean floor. British Petroleum says they have another plan hope to have 85% of the leak plugged next by weekend. 100 Ton Container Lowered Into Oil Fouled Gulf May 7, 2010 Work continued throughout the night despite choking oil fumes surrounding the crane. Robot submarines await below to help guide the 100 ton steel and concrete containment dome onto the target. British Petroleum says they hope to have 85% of the leak plugged this weekend. Obama Signs Veterans Healthcare Bill May 5, 2010 President Obama signed the Caregivers and Veterans Omnibus Health Services Act that improves health care services for veterans and provides assistance and training to those who provide care to wounded warriors. The event occured while Obama toured the oil spill and preserved in an oil painting by a veteran currently unemployed due to the disaster. Drill Baby Drill Led To Spill Baby Spill May 1, 2010 In the big damn rush to drill baby, drill and suck up every drop of oil while it's still profitable, BP British Petroleum, has brought about an economic and ecological disaster. Senate Republicans Aide Wall Street Lobbyists April 27, 2010 Senate Republicans temporarily delayed action on reform but how far will Republicans go to help indicted or convicted criminals. The Justice Department promises many more criminal indictments of major Wall Street players will be coming soon. President Obama was in New York last week explaining financial reform legislation. He asked Wall Street firms to call off their battallions of lobbyists and join the process instead of fighting necessary financial regulatory reform. The fact that many of the most crooked folks on Wall Street will soon be indicted, convicted and sent to federal prison has Wall Street very worried. Jerry Brown CSI Sacramento Edge April 26, 2010 As California's top cop, Attorney General Jerry Brown can call for a fraud investigation of Goldman-Sachs including when Meg Whitman was a boardmember. Whitman admitted receiving perks worth $1.8 million. Those perks would be illegal today. Meg Whitman $150 Million Advantage April 26, 2010 With $150 million dollars to spend in the California Governor's race the corporate queen of Ebay has bombarded radio and television with multiple mindnumbing commercials in mindboggling quantities unlike anything done before. 15,000 Want Tax Increase To Save Jobs April 21, 2010 15,000 protesters descended on the state capitol in Springfield, Illinois demanding a 1% increase in the state income tax in order to save jobs. A woman who claimed to be a psychiatric nurse brought several patients who due to budget cuts could be left unsupervised or without their needed drugs. One of the patients, identified as her husband, was described as a bipolar serial protestor who also conducted the only counter demonstration of the day. New $100 Bill Looks To Outsmart Counterfeiters April 21, 2010 New United States $100 bills, available in 2011, look to outsmart or confuse counterfeiters especially North Korean counterfeiters who are likely to be unfamiliar with either Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young or Buffalo Springfield. Tea Party Pottery All Spout No Handle April 18, 2010 Despite the popular perception, extensive polling research shows the Tea Party movement has been largely manufactured and orchestrated by one California Republican political consulting firm for inhouse profit and nothing close to a real grassroots movement. Obama Takes Action For Underwater Homeowners March 30, 2010 Obama Administration takes action to help underwater homeowners and unemployed get mortgage assistance. So far nobody has turned down mortgage assistance because they were really really angry at the President. Conan Update: Dumps FOX For TBS April 5, 2010 Conan Obrien will not be a part of any new show on FOX where viewer/contestants vie for seldom received right wing celebrity approval by enduring bellicose, belligerent, blood-boiling diatribes. Weekly topics are to include Russian bastards, politics, religion and anyone or anything currently annoying the right wing celebrity panel. Conan Obrien reportedly watched FOX cable for one weekend and immediately signed with TBS. Palin To Tea Party: Don't Sit Down And Shut Up March 27, 2010 Sarah Palin told approximately 10,000 attendees at a Tea Party rally in Searchlight, Nevada "Don't sit down and shut up." The remainder of Palin's speech could not be heard by most in the crowd because nobody would sit down and shut up. Divas Increase Capacity For 2010 Tours March 27, 2010 When asked about her rapidly expanding bustline Mariah Carey said 'I don't know what the fuss is about. My huge sexy boobs are humongous and sexy, so what?'. Christina Aguilera's boobs have continued to expand since having a baby boy two years ago. Aguilera plans to ween her son off breast milk before kindergarten. Waist Size Predictor To Heart Health October 22, 2010 The facts from the Australian study surprised many medical experts but not one voluptuous Australia psychic who switched from reading palms to reading bellies years ago. Aussie Abbie VanBeltzer noticed a significant increase in visionary accuracy after switching from palm to belly readings.

Romney Went To France To Dodge Vietnam Draft January 15, 2012 55,000 Americans of Mitt Romney's generation were drafted, reported for duty, went to Vietnam and were killed. Ten times more American soldiers died in Vietnam than in the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars combined. Mitt dodged the draft by spending 30 months during the Vietnam war bicycling around France enjoying croissants and sleeping in a palatial Paris mansion with stained glass windows, chandeliers, an extensive art collection, a Spanish chef and a personal servant. As a young man, while his high school friends and neighbors were serving their country and coming back from Vietnam in body bags, Mitt's idea of patriotic duty and serving America was to convert a few dozen French girls to Mormonism. But then Romney has never put America first. Just as in the 1960's when Mitt put religion before military duty to America, in the 1970's, 80's and 90's Mitt put huge profits for himself and fellow corporate raiders at Bain Capital far above concerns for his fellow American citizens. Leaving thousands of his fellow Americans without jobs and many of their lives ruined is not putting America first and no amount of dishonest spin will make it so. And finally Mitt's Presidential ambitions and the multiple convoluted flip-flopping positions he has taken on almost every issue has absolutely nothing to do with putting America first but have turned Mitt Romney into a liar almost every time he says a sentence. The Mitt Romney of today puts Mitt Romney first every single day of his life and is utterly undeserving the honor to serve America's armed forces as Commander in Chief.   Afghanistan Public Express Respect For Police February 13, 2012 American politicians on all sides may find an honorable way to spin our exit from Afghanistan. Training and more training may have been more important than killing and more killing in the eyes of the surviving Afghanistan people. American-led training of Afghanistan police forces strongly emphasizes a code of conduct based on integrity that the recruits are pounded on from day one. The results are that every year since the training began the Afghanistan public perception of their police officers has improved. A recent United Nations survey showed 81% of the Afghanistan people expressed personal respect for the Afghanistan police. The results are good news for America's hopes for the long term security of Afghanistan. The glue that will hold their nation together after American troops leave will be personal respect for their police and army and their ability to maintain stability enough for farmers to profit from bumper crops of opium poppies and cannabis. Afghanistan is the world's number one exporter of both opium and hashish. American forces learned early on that poppy and cannabis eradication policies were no more welcome than Taliban extortion and murder policies. The Afghanistan police understand the importance of having the respect of the Afghanistan public and that has resulted in many eradication policies being eradicated. MORE ANTI-AMERICAN CRAP FROM RUSSIA! Julian Assange Paid $1 Million To Host Anti-American Program On Russian TV February 18, 2012 The same Putin-powered Russian government propaganda effort that spawned FREAKINGNEWS.COM and their anti-American propaganda web site has achieved another huge political victory for Russia. Julian Assange will host an anti-American television program on Russia Today which is an official government-owned television station. Julian Assange will spew anti-American crap and trash talk on Russian television because the U.S. government was able to stop his huge Visa/Mastercard money flow from incredibly gullible dummies in the United States who contributed mainly because the WikiLeaks name is really cool sounding and they thought it was part of internet giant WikiPedia. A financially strapped Assange became unable to maintain his high-living blonde-bondage role-playing luxury lifestyle so he felt forced to accept the Russian cash offer which may also contain a verbal commitment for procurement of role-playing sex slaves on demand. None other than Vladislav Golunov a protected operative of the Russian government and Communist Party may have represented the Russians and the cash transfer may have occurred over a weird role-playing meal of bangers and mash. Golunov, who makes a very tidy living soliciting assassination-themed anti-American images and offensive racist crap on the internet and Assange may have been overheard howling with laughter, "Those fucking Americans! They've so fucking stupid, Comrade!" Just how effective anti-American propaganda can be around the globe is difficult to measure but these two anti-American assholes currently owe every single pound, euro and ruble in their pockets to their chosen full time careers of disseminating anti-American information, anti-American classified data and anti-American assassination-themed psyche-rotting images. Americans ignorant of other ongoing state sponsored evil by Russians need only look to Syria where today's modern Russia is the only country on earth defending the murderous tyrant dictator Bashar Assad. Almost 50 years ago a Soviet defector, Lee Harvey Oswald, assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy. To this day, assassination images of any President of the United States are NOT Photoshop fun and definitely NOT funny. NH Newspaper Endorses Security Over Liberty November 27, 2011 The geriatric editors of the Manchester Union Leader have endorsed the biggest hypocrite in American politics for the Republican Presidential nomination. The backwards thinking of a few way-past-retirement self-righteous wealthy New Hampshire gas bags, who see their mirror-image in Newt Gingrich, will not stop the inevitable generational change that will, from shame, ultimately shed all traces of this, the worst political generation in Republican Party history. GOP Pity Party For High-Tech Lynching Victims November 1, 2011 Conservative commentators claim that uppity blacks that deign to speak their conservative minds are subjected to a high-tech lynching have organized a pity party. Now that Hermain Cain appears to be the unlikely frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination he has faced increased scrutiny. Upon the news of his past sex scandals that included cash settlements his supporters immediately played the race card. Cantor Brings Tea Party Terrorism To Debt Talks July 15, 2011 Virginia Republican Congressman Eric Cantor has been drinking the potent and trance-inducing Tea Party blend of tea brewed by the Koch Brothers and has become zombie-like in the mental rigidty of his petulant position which seeks no compromise or deal of any kind. Cheney Demands Heart From Healthy Teenager May 8, 2011 Dick Cheney wears a battery-powered heart pump and is considering a heart transplant but is demanding a healthy teenage heart preferably from one healthy teenage body builder Cheney recently met. "Instead of dying on duty in Iraq or Afghanistan, the young man could honor America by donating his teenage heart and life to preserve the life of former Vice President Cheney." a Cheney supporter suggested. Wisconsin Strongman: No Room For Compromise Febuary 21, 2011 Wisconsin strongman and Republican Governor Scott Walker issued his strongest words yet in his refusal to back down from his union-busting bill to strip most Wisconsin government workers of their collective bargaining rights. Unions have already agreed to Walker's financial demands but rightfully refuse to give up rights won over a 50 year period. Tiki Room Used For Wiki Leaks December 1, 2010 Julian Assange's Wikileaks has infuriated people by leaking information that is embarrassing to United States and foreign diplomats. Bush Rewrites History Into Bad Fiction! November 9, 2010 Many news analysts have trashed former President Bush's memoirs as FALSE with a capitol "F", a pack of lies, not close to the truth, total fiction and utter horseshit. Former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder says Bush is lying. International Incident Over Burning Of Pancakes September 15, 2010 International House of Pancakes has sued Kansas-based International House of Prayer after an international incident that left pancake lovers seething. IHOP spokespersons claimed the annual pancake breakfast was ruined when IHOP lawyers demanded IHOP cease making pancakes and make prayers instead. The IHOP volunteer cooks took offense and deliberately burned all 580 pancakes and a melee ensued. Military Intelligence Site Finds Osama Bin Laden June 8, 2010 Military intelligence website DEBKA.COM has revealed the secret location of Osama Bin-Laden and his top Al-Qaeda assistants. They've been hiding in northeast Iran under the protection of the Iranian government and the Prime Minister of Turkey is aware of the location. Bin-Laden had previously been thought to be hiding in Pakistan but is reported to have been hiding in Sabzevar, Iran for 5 years and has 3,811 Facebook friends. Arizona Wants Drones For Border May 24, 2010 The governor of Arizona has sent a letter to President Obama requesting Predator drones and millitary helicopters for use in patrolling the Mexican border for illegal immigrants who arrive on pregnant Mexican mares that later drop anchor foals. FREAKINGNEWS.COM is a Biysk, Russia-based anti-American propaganda operation of the Russian government and Russian Communist Party. FREAKINGNEWS.COM passes off anti-American propaganda and racist crap as photoshop fun. The cold war is over. However, anti-American propaganda is effective in many places around the globe in the ongoing battle for geopolitical and economic spheres of influence. Johnx1 is a particularly despicable anti-American propagandist who sells out America and Americans with his assassination themed Russian-pleasing anti-American garbage. FREAKINGNEWS.COM EXISTS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF GENERATING ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA. THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE IS AWARE OF THESE ASSASSINATION-THEMED IMAGES, VLADISLAV GOLUNOV aka NewsMaster, AND DOUBLE DOUCHEBAG johnx1. FREAKINGNEWS.COMMIES 2010 FREAKINGNEWS.COM Anti-American Crap or Racist Crap List happy face from Russian commie-ass-kissing judges... happy face from suck-up-to-judges artist/voters... artist paid cash for anti-American or racist crap... happy face from Russian Communist propagandists "Funny Farm" by hobbit90 ... Another pathetic Russian-asskisser desperately wanting a little toy pixel trophy eagerly sells out America and Americans with anti-American crap depicting the U.S. President beaten up and in a straight jacket. "Throttle Up" by Xaos54 ... Xaos54 discovered the easy chicken-shit way to win toy pixel trophies and he's all puckered up and creating anti-American, anti-Obama propoganda for Russian communist bastard Vladislav Gulonov and his Russian Communist anti-American website. Congratulations Xaos54, take your $5 prize, buy a hammer and beat on your sickle commie-ass-kissing face. "Sticky" by johnx1 ...to please Russian Communists, slim-sucking anti-American douchebag johnx1 goes to the very bottom to create a despicably clear Obama assassination message in Easter candy. "Been Hidding In Space" by johnx1 ...despicable double douchebag slim-sucking anti-American propagandist johnx1 sticks to the kill U.S. President Obama theme. "Pelosi Calls For Sacrifice" by Hitspinner ...70 year-old sad wannabe artist goes satanic in desperate beg for Russian NewsMaster's approval. "Obama" by funkwood ...Canadian-based anti-American propagandist strikes again. This time Obama's nastily depicted as a one-eyed Arab terrorist. "Nostrildamus" by KeepItReal ... this artist reads near-fascist-American Malkin yet is cluelessly creating anti-American images for a Russian Communist website. "Long Way Baby" by Slixter...the clearly racist author is 60 years behind the times. However, blackface or Amos n' Andy racist humor is a laugh riot to racist Russian anti-American propagandists. "Letter To Kenya" by Tarkus ...the real birth issue is that of the racist Russian site administrator, NewsMaster, who laughs out loud at pea-brain American dupes like Tarkus. "The Artist" by Renegade ...commie-hating stooge Renegade is gonna feel mighty stupid when he learns he's been a Russian commie's tool and fool. Russian Rally For Biysk Fave Vladislav Golunov April 16, 2010 Biysk, Russia Vladislav Golunov aka NewsMaster, Russian administrator of the Russian anti-American propaganda site, FREAKINGNEWS.COM is a celebrity in his hometown of Biysk, Russia. He's one of the most popular senior circuit toastmasters, comedians and local televison personalities around. His total recall of racist Amos n' Andy mannerisms is hilarious to local Russians as he bashes American President Obama mercilessly with racist jokes that are often 75 years old. Men old enough to remember original racist Amos n' Andy comedy died in the great war but dozens of 75 to 95 year-old Russian women still laugh themselves to tears listening to Golunov's racist blackface parodies and many salty old-time anti-American routines. Golunov To Americans: Shut Up And Amuse Me April 15, 2010 Biysk, Russia 5'4" Vladislav Golunov aka NewsMaster, Russian administrator of the Russian anti-American propaganda site, FREAKINGNEWS.COM is tired of Americans and all their bellyaching and has eliminated all of their comments temporarily as a warning. Golunov will temporarily avoid being blasted personally for enjoying racist blackface or Amos n' Andy humor so much that an indefensibly racist piece "Letter to Kenya" was selected as his personal favorite. Gulonov, by removing all comments is now making a clear statement to all American artists: SHUT UP AND AMUSE ME. Golunov has been criticized harshly for deleting all references to his Biysk, Russian location and for a blatant personal bias towards racist anti-American politics. One deleted comment was irate. "NEWSMASTER, you DO NOT SPEAK FOR AMERICANS, you commie bastard. RACISM IS NOT POPULAR HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. You are obviously ignorant of American values so you should keep your goddam social commentary confined to your own goddam hometown of Biysk, Russia". Golunov mistakently believes thousands of Americans who unknowingly registered with the Russian website, FREAKINGNEWS.COM are racists like himself and enjoy racist blackface or Amos n' Andy humor so much that an indefensibly racist piece "Letter to Kenya" was honored as his personal favorite. Unfortunaltely, no dissenting opinions are allowed at FREAKINGNEWS.COM to balance the blantant racist and anti-American attitudes of Golunov. Duped American wannabe artists have now been pandering to the racist and anti-American tilt of the site administrator for far too long. Russians Celebrate Propaganda Victories April 10, 2010 Biysk, Russia The Russian government and the Communist Party celebrated past and present anti-American propaganda victories today with banners, speeches and a short parade. FreakingNews.com which operates an anti-American propaganda website with the full assistance and cooperation of the Communist Party and Russian government was honored for current anti-American propaganda efforts. Master of ceremonies at the event, Vladislav Golunov aka NewsMaster, singled out the brilliant efforts of one Canadian-based operative known as Funkwood as "the most effective anti-American propagandist nurtured and developed since the KGB okayed the creation of the anti-American propaganda web site during the George Bush American presidency". The real American anger at President George Bush gave the KGB an opportunity to establish a web niche from which galleries of anti-American images are generated for use throughout the world in the ongoing battle for geopolitical and economic spheres of influence. Golunov has managed to conduct the operation by censoring images even slightly critical of the Communist Party or the Russian government while thousands of anti-American images have been posted. The site is currently helping to stir controversy inside America, re-exploit racial sterotypes and generally attempt to create hatred of current U.S. President Obama. Golunov offers the thinnest of cover stories to inquiries saying he has no bias against Obama and offers denigratory images of Bush as proof. That any Americans naively accept that flim-flam is highly amusing to the Russians today and cause for a celebratory round of vodka salutes to Golunov. The Russian Communists, Vladislav Golunov and his operatives at FreakingNews.com clearly understand that it makes no difference if a Democratic President or a Republican President is targeted because it still serves the larger Russian and Communist Party interests and validates the operation for the purpose of anti-American propaganda. FreakingNews.Commie Connection April 6, 2010 Welcome to redirected vistors from FREAKINGNEWS.NET and FREAKINGNEWS.ORG... This web site was established in the attempt to counter some of the anti-American propaganda posted by the Russian-owned web site FREAKINGNEWS.COM. FREAKINGNEWS.COM hosts contests in which unsuspecting and completely duped Americans compete to create hundreds of denigratory images of Americans Obama, McCain, Palin, Cheney, Bush, Clinton and others. The Russian-owned web site rewards the eager-to-please artists with cash and little toy pixel trophies, often for the image that casts the prominent American in the most satanic light. Many of the contest judges or jurors as they call themselves, are from Australia and Canada and other foreign countries and consistently reward message-laden anti-American images by use of a very rigged voting system. The judges, who are not Americans and do not live in America, might as well be working for the Russian Communist Party or Russian government. Considering the 100% Russian ownership of the domain name and web site, these denigratory images now look a lot more like a slick long term Russian KGB anti-American propaganda campaign than so-called artistic contests or parodies. The owner listed on whois as Vladislav Golunov in Biysk, Russia, is definitely laughing out loud (LOL) at the gullible Americans. Imagine if an American set up a very popular web site in the Russian language and in Russia (.ru) where Russians were rewarded in cash for denigratory and anti-Russian propaganda images. Imagine how long that site would stay up without retribution on the Russian contributors. Would the Chinese government allow an American web site in Chinese and in China (.cn) to host contests for photoshop ridicule of Chinese government and Communist Party officials? Not on your life. And that's what's great about America, where we allow a Communist in Russia to host contests in English for Americans to exercise their freedoms even if that means to ridicule American patriots and create galleries of anti-American images for the world at large. This website, NEWSCHOPS.COM, was established soley because you cannot say any of these dissenting words on FREAKINGNEWS.COM. Russian Vladislav Golunov censors opposing comments faster than the Russians of 1963 when Khruschev was banging his shoe on the podium and promising to bury America. Then JFK was assassinated. Yet today, disgustingly, on Russian-owned FREAKINGNEWS.COM, a picture of the current U.S. President with his head blown off (candy syrup instead of blood) is very popular with the Russian, Australian and Canadian judges who so adore anti-American imagery. South Korean Ship Sunk By Human Torpedoes April 22, 2010 South Korean military intelligence announced today that the South Korean ship, Cheonan, was sunk March 26 on the direct orders of North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il. A suicide squad of North Korean human torpedoes reportedly carried out the attack that killed 46 South Korean sailors and an unknown number of human torpedoes. Obama Enters FreakingNews.com Contest April 5, 2010 President Obama's entry was deleted by Russian censor NewsMaster. The U.S. President made reference to the fact that FREAKINGNEWS.COM is an anti-American propaganda operation of the Russian government and Russian Communist Party. Vladislav Golunov is the site administrator in Biysk, Russia. Limbaugh Promised To Leave America March 27, 2010 Rush Limbaugh promised to leave America if healthcare legislation passed. Costa Rica is beautiful so when is he leaving? Thai Food Growing Up Fast Offer good through May 14, 2010 Take home a delicious bucket of Phuket Duck today. Special internet price. 8 pieces only $12.99